More TMI - Run away... Save yourself...

I happened to pop in over at Cate's blog this morning and found a perfect excuse to avoid thinking up an original blog this weekend. Go ahead and be jealous, you know that was clever of me. My work here is done.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A queen. Not the gay or cross-dressing kind either. Although, one could wonder on his own if she was really a man. You decide. My name is Anne.
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Oh hell, I never used to cry at all. Now I’m leaking all the time, and I’m pretty sure I teared up a little bit yesterday.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
I love my handwriting because it looks like I did it with my toes. Other people… not so much… they usually request the deciphering key that should come with it.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Gross. Lunch meat is not a food item.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Define “have.” I gave birth a few times, but I do not currently HAVE my kids – they’re all out wandering somewhere.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I am several other people, and we all like me.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
The better question is do I ever stop.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
I still have all the parts I came with… unless sanity is a part.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
You’d better believe it.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Diet Pepsi
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
No, and I don’t make my bed when I get out of it either.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Lays potato chips. Sorry – I really hate ice cream.
13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
I tend to look for the kindness around the eyes when they come in; I look at their ass when they leave.
14. RED OR PINK?
Red
15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
My checkbook balance.
16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My M-I-L. Most of the people that I’d really like to miss do not give me the opportunity.
17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST??
Absolutely. The more I know, the better I can stalk you.
18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Green fleece pj pants with Mickey Mouse and snowflakes – no shoes. What are you wearing?
19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
The loud hum of my computer – it sounds like pending doom. Also, I hear the fish tank bubbling in the other room. It’s making me want to go pee.
20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Wild Watermelon #FD5B78
21. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Fresh cut grass and burning leaves, but I can only smell them for a minute before I can’t breathe at all and I’m running for Benadryl.
22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My mom… for 4 minutes… an improvement over my usual 2 minutes and 32 seconds. I’m getting better. Keep praying for me.
23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO POSTED THIS NOTE?
Well, sure.
24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Football, soccer, hockey, and Michael Phelps doing anything or nothing at all.
25. HAIR COLOR?
Naturally, or now? I think we’ve covered this, but I’m a redhead by birth and a strawberry’ish concoction of grey-covering magic a la Zazu hair stying salon today.
26. EYE COLOR?
Green
27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Only when I want to see.
28. FAVORITE FOOD?
Prozac. I’ve always wanted to say that, but I’ve never really taken mood-altering drugs. Probably should. I don’t really have a favorite food, if I’m hungry I will eat almost anything that does not out-run me.
29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Happy endings.
30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
I watched Meet the Parents last weekend. I think the last movie I saw in a theatre was Superbad. I know… I’m sorry. I don’t watch much TV and I clearly never go to the movies. My friend is making it her personal mission to correct this about me and get me caught up on things like Talladega Nights and some golf course movie with a gopher. You know… all the classics.
31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
If you must know, I’m making a fashion statement right now. See #18 – and now throw in a hoodie bears sweatshirt and a fair amount of dog hair for good measure. I’m clearly a red carpet kind of gal. Classy, huh?
32. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer… please… like, right now.
33. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs – hold me, please.
34. FAVORITE DESSERT?
See #28, I am not a big sweets eater.
35. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
You’ll respond – if only to agree that I am nuts, you’ll comment.
36. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
Jon Bon Jovi. He doesn’t like to encourage me in public.
37. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
Scarpetta by Patricia Cornwell, I am My Mother’s Daughter, by Iris Krasnow, and a horrible yellow book that is mocking me from a drawer because it knows I should be spending more time with it.
38. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I use it for a coaster, so I’m thinking this is Diet Pepsi, coffee, and I don’t know what else might be there. Clearly, this thing should be sent to the CDC.
39. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
Nothing.
40. FAVORITE SOUND(S)?
The sound of a singing child when they don’t know I’m listening.
41. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
I’ll take the Beatles. I’ve never liked the Stones and they can’t Roll far enough away from me.
42. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
I was pretty far away that time when the aliens snatched me.
43. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Yes.
44. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
I’ve been told all my life that I was found under a rock.
45. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Anyone who wants to answer is welcome to do so, but seriously, that stopped being likely about 35 questions ago.
46. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
He was a customer at the bank where I worked and he bribed(?) his buddy’s girlfriend to get a job there and get him a date with me 20 years ago. I swear that’s the truth.

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