Wasilla, Alaska arrived from google.com on "More Mindless Rambling".
11:24:16 -- 7 hours 35 mins ago
WELCOME SARAH PALIN!
I know that’s you – there can’t be that many people in Wasilla who have internet access. I’m sure that the title More Mindless Rambling is what attracted you here in the first place. I betcha’ you thought you were gonna find your debate notes here, didn’t you? You’ll note that we use “g’s” here in Illinois; we say them and we write them. Just for you, I’ll try bloggin’ without ‘em and typin’ in a folksy way. While you’re here, can I just tell ya’ how thankful I am for that quote that I’ve gotten so much mileage out of these last few months? You know, “Say it ain’t so Joe! There ya’ go again pointin’ backwards!” I must say that 10 times every day and I’m still not tired of it.
How ya’ doin’ these days? Is it cold enough for ya’ up there in Alaska? I know it’s pretty far north because you can see Russia from your house. Oh wait, maybe that was Tina makin’ that statement. The two of you have just run together in my mind. I’m gonna miss ya’ both!
While I’ve got your attention, I also wanna tell ya’ that I really tried to like ya’. I’m not a republican by any stretch, but I gave ya’ credit for bein’ out there runnin’ and I wanted to like ya’ just for bein’ a girl. Oh how I tried to listen to what’cha had to say but ya’ kept gettin’ drowned out by the voice of reason over there on the other side of the ballot. I’m a pretty tolerant sort of person, but I couldn’t imagine goin’ through the next 4 years listenin’ to a voice that sounded like nails on a chalkboard. Plus, I gotta tell ya’, Obama’s just hot. Not only does he speak English in a way that doesn’t defy his formal education, he makes sense too. I couldn’t justify votin’ fer you and Maverick when we actually had democratic folks who seemed to understand the issues. What’d ya’ say? Yep, you’re right. I probably woulda voted democratic anyway, I usually do.
Take care now, you stop on by here anytime and be sure to let me know when you’re gonna be on TV again so I can set my DVR. You’ve been gone so long I’m runnin’ outta stuff.







11 comments:
Holy crap, that made me laugh!!! I wish I'd gotten an award for a humor blog, 'cause I totally would have given it to you for this post alone!!! TOO FUNNY!!!
Wow, I need important people like Sarah Palin to visit my blog. It's a new goal for me.
Just wanted to say thanks for stopping by today! Your blog is hilarious!
Hope to see you again soon and take care...
:^) Anna
That was so totally her visitin' you. And you gave her such a nice greetin' in response. I'm certain she'll be returnin' soon.
Very funny! It was probably just Willow, or what's the little one's name? Piper? websurfing on mom's computer, which had been left on by Todd in between some high-speed porn surfing. Ooops, sorry!
Totally funny! No decapitated turkeys?
lol I would like to have Sarah visit my blog, but I'm afraid you can't see Russia from it.
hahaha snort cackle giggle...Once again...HILARIOUS!!!! You should go write for SNL...you are by far the funniest blogger in blogland!
oh..go see the luv fest at my blog cause I had to share the love and I kinda shared it with you...aw shucks....
First time visitor here and just wanted to leave a comment and let you know that was hilarious!
It could have been Todd--he's the one home with the kids all day and isn't that what got most of us bloggin'?
hi from Anchorage (just down the road from Wasill-uh)
LOL! Thanks for the laugh! Maybe in four years, when supposed Sarah Palin will run for Prez, you will have more stuff on her to post about. Thanks again for the laugh!!
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