Last week I read a post over at Diane’s place about typing your name and the word 'needs' into the Google search engine to find out what it thinks you need. I laughed so hard reading her list that I thought I’d better go find out what I needed according to the all-powerful Google. Then I forgot about it because it wasn’t that important and because I was never planning to blog it anyway… until I actually remembered to do it and found out that Google is like some eerie wizard looking right past my outer shell of brilliance and into my horny little mind that needs your support and prayers.
Anne needs to win sexiest veg!
Are you kidding me? Catch me at the right time and I’m up for just about anything, but I haven’t really considered vegetables up ‘til now.
Anne needs a spanking…
Honey, are you reading this? Be gentle… I’m not really into the pain thing.
Anne needs no man…
Apparently not if she has the right vegetable. Although, actually, Anne does need one man because he holds a little piece of her soul in his heart. Besides, given that Google found out I’m a horndog, a man certainly helps.
Anne needs to be where the action is…
Ummm… yeah. Apparently Anne is the action.
Anne needs your support…
Yeah, that’s way true.
Anne needs your prayers…
Oh yeah, that’s way true, too. Pray for me, I am a wayward soul and Google thinks I’m a nymphomaniac.
The Elephant Anne needs to retire…
Are you calling me an elephant? I know I could stand to lose a pound or two, but that’s just unkind… really. As far as retiring goes, that reveals another need: Anne needs to win a lot of money.
Anne needs a jobby job…
Anne has a jobby job. Anne wouldn’t mind a different jobby job in the right set of circumstances and for the right amount of money.
Anne needs Facebook…
Only if Facebook agrees to make changes based on my previous conversation with it; otherwise, Facebook and I are no longer a couple.
Anne needs no enhancement…
Well thanks, Google. Flattery will get you a trip to where the action is.
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Man, we ARE alike... except for that whole, sweet, he's got a piece of my soul in his heart. Awwww. But I WANT that... so can I have it? Huh? Can I? Please? Don't make me beg...
God, if this isn't begging, I'd hate to see the real thing! Okay, you can have him but only when I'm done with him and that won't be anytime soon. And, I reserve the right to use him all up first!
Those are great. Off to google myself.
I love it!! That was hilarious!
You need a spanking..Hahahaha!! Since it says you need our prayers too... I'll say a little prayer for your beet red patooty!
Mine said "Braja needs sponsors." Oh, bring it on....
Anne needs an award - Come over to mine today! x
Google has never called me an elephant but it's probably only a matter of time before my Wii does.
I saw a sweet potato yesterday that looked pretty sexy - you might want to start there!
Melissa - be careful when you google yourself, google can't keep a secret and is likely to tell everyone that you did it.
DG - I said he's going to be gentle - no beet red patooty here!
Braja - Didn't I see you on the Wheaties box recently?
Fhina - Bless your heart! I'll be over in a bit.
Cate - I do love sweet potatoes, although I don't quite know what I would do with one!
I have newfound respect for Google. Sounds like Google has the answers, am off to check it out.
"outer shell of brilliance" and "horny little mind", you'd think Google would have known that...
...but, if you Google again in a few days they will have indexed that information and may get it right.
I just Googled Anne and you know what I got?
"Anne has an outer shell of brilliance and a horny little mind".
I am laughing out loud so hard that my mother came in from outside to see if I was injured! LOL!!! And your response to Mama Loco (Melissa)....snorty snort snort! I am going to have to start putting on a diaper before I come over here because I laugh so hard I tinkle my panties! (shh...don't tell google...)
Ok...I just googled myself..apparently Dawn needs a tripod, guitarist, a band, a miracle, and my personal favorite...a better name! LOL!
Google can finish any sentence. It's cleaver that way. And yes it can be a little scary of how close to the truth it finds.
Thanks for visiting.
Google does seem the have the answer to everything, now doesn't it?
And I will pray that you find the right vegetable.
No results found for "j cosmo needs".
I must be perfect!
Reasons - It does! Check it out.
Mo - Google finally has it right!
Dawn - Glad you laughed. Get some Depends. Also, I see that you googled yourself; hope that went well for you. I'll post you a cigarette.
Jennifer - Google is clever like that.
Deb - Thank you for your prayers. I'll take whatever I can get.
J Cosmo - and so you are.
I guess I shouldn't bother to look up mine as I'm assuming all horny women have the same needs.
I don't know what to tell you, Jessica. Pick your vegetable, Honey!
Wait, is a "jobby job" just a regular job?
'Cuz it sounds dirty.
:^) Anna
Anna - Get.your.mind.out.of.the.gutter!
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