Blogger Toys Tools

As many of you probably do, I pay a fair amount of attention to my Feedjit thingamabob and I obsess make a game of trying to identify my lurkers, even if it means following them from blog to blog, peeking at other blogger’s Feedjit thingamabobs, and chasing them down until they eventually leave a comment and identify themselves. I find it particularly annoying challenging when someone makes themselves invisible to my Feedjit. Don’t go running down the screen and doing that now, you’ll drive me bonkers and I’ll end up huddled in a corner humming nursery rhymes and lunching on my own hair just find you through one of my other spy tools. (And, I hear your thoughts loud and clear, and they’re unkind.) (You should be ashamed of yourself.)

One of the other blog toys tools I like to keep an eye on is my ad-sense feed. Mostly it’s a nonsense thing, and I’ve never made a single penny off of it because you lazy little buggars busy little bees never click on them. It’s all right though, I don’t need the money and my kids don’t need braces or college either. Besides one of those ads on my blog today was for this:

Make Money From Thin Air!
Discover 40+ ways to make
money on the Internet right now!

Well, hallelujah! (And how do you spell that?) I’m about to be rich, and not a moment too soon I might add. After all, it was just today when I was busy up my big, stupid ass like crazy at work, when I said that I didn’t think I could really continue to accept pay for the amount of bullshit fun my workplace provides me. I may have to start returning my paycheck and just doing all that ridiculous fun stuff for free. In fact, I may even have to start paying them for the privilege.

Now here’s my question. I am bound by the rules of nonsense ad-sense not to click on those ads, so I need someone to do it for me and tell me how to make money out of thin air. (Truth be told, I’m probably also bound by the rules to not mention the existence of the useless helpful ads at all; but we won’t go there.)

I need to know if I can legally make money from thin air. I need to know if thin air is the only required ingredient. I need to know if I’m required to be naked, or even partially unclothed, at any time during the process. I need to know if I’m going to be providing any services to strangers, whether via webcam, telephone, email, or text. Please check out the facts and let me know.

Go on, I’m waiting.

PS. I took one damn day off (I at least took 2 minutes to throw up a non-post) and I lost a follower. Real nice. Yeah, I pay attention to that, too and it hurts my feelings; both of ‘em.

By the way, I really am just kidding about clicking my ads. I don't click them either when I see other sites that use them. They fill your mail with spam and lead you to all manner of crap sites. They do provide me a certain amount of comic value though, and I like to screw with it because they're driven by certain words on your page.