All right - here's the toast. Is everyone ready? Diane? Stop chugging your champagne as fast as I can pour it, okay? Slow down and work with me, here.
And Otin? No one said you could drink double-fisted over there. I see ya', Dude. You're right next to Michel who is currently fighting over a beer bong with Mo. Shame on you two.
Ummm... Pastor Sharon, we're not going to play Twister right now. In fact, you're not allowed to play at all 'cause you'll pee on the mat. She? Cheri? Back away from the M&Ms for a minute, I'm trying to say something important. Dar? Help me keep the peace here, will ya'?
I was about to give a New Year's toast. God, you guys are a wild bunch.
Now then... ahem... raise your glass...
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Crap! I forgot what I was going to say.
Happy New Year, anyway!
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual." - Mark Twain
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Happy New Year, honey! Keep coming back. Oh wait a minute, this is the wrong place for that. Or is it... Ha ha.
I'd have been here sooner, but tonight the M&Ms were trapped in cookies. Putting the M&Ms in the cookies meant that when I was done eating cookies I didn't have to eat M&Ms.
That's getting old, I know. But so am I.
Happy New Year, my dear friend. Happy New Year to you and your family.
Happy new year!
Happy New Year!!! Luckily, I did not decide to play beer pong - UNLUCKILY, I decided to see if Jose Quervo and I could be friends.
We can't. He's an ass.
Happy New Year, Bloggus Enchanticus! May your days be merry and bright - it hasn't stopped snowing here in a fortnight, and I'm wondering if I'll ever get to work on Monday after all! Grizz starts lifeguard training on Sunday around 15 miles away, and I'm afraid we may not be able to drive over there, the roads are so bad... Madness reigns! Love to you, Bloggus Sweetus Funny Bone-us xox
Happy New Year!
Kitty x
Great quote!
Happy 2010!
Happy 2010 to you! I'm whispering that, just in case you're in "recovery" mode this morning. Nice of me, huh?
Did you have a fistful of peanut butter M&Ms while you were toasting us? I know you did! Heh!
I love you, My Dear Blognut, in all your blue, fuzzy glory and with all my big ole heart!
Happy New Year! Here's to wonderful friendship and stronger than life sisterhood!
I agree with you because I'm nothing if not a pathetic kiss ass. What were we talking about?
Happy New Year. Pass the M & M's
I totally almost used that very same quote for my 'quote of the week'!
And it was tequila... you know I don't drink champagne :) XOOX
Happy New Year! :)
A good red wine would be kinda nice.
Happy New Year.
A beer bong? Now I'm intrigued.
Happy New Year!
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