Now before you go getting all judge-y, I want you to keep an open mind and hear me out.
What?
Don’t bring up the time I bought those ridiculous patches that stuck on my skin like a band-aid with superglue. Come on! We all got a good laugh when I yanked the patch off and removed 14 layers of my skin along with it. Besides, my fuzzy, blue fur has almost grown back to the point where you can hardly tell it happened.
Or that time when I bought those diet pills on the internet and turned into an over-emotional, hyperactive, angry two-year-old on crack.
Or those diet cereal bars that filled my guts full of rocket fuel while simultaneously plugging up my pooper. THAT was really uncomfortable and I totally learned my lesson.
THIS ONE IS DIFFERENT!
How long do you think I have keep him in my fridge?
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I don't know how long he needs to stay, but can you make me some tortellini? I see tortellini. (This is probably not really your fridge is it? Or your watch dog. Damn it. No tortellini for me.)
He'll probably eat all the food in the fridge for you and that way you can spend all your points on the wine that's way down on the lower right. Even though I can't see it, I just know that it's there. . .
LOL well he's not scary at all. We'd sit and eat Bon Bon's together while watching The Biggest Loser.
If he eats everything in the fridge, it probably wouldn't be long before you'd wonder how he tastes. But please, he's too cute to eat.
This is just a bad idea all around.
Does that watch dog have a brother? I need one of them for my fridge!
Oh, wait a minute, there's not anything in my fridge! Do you think he'd block the drive thru and Jack in the Box! ;-)
he's got a nice coat on him. he should be fine. lol.
I'd probably just get so hungry that I would cook him up! LOL!
Aww....too cute. He can come over to my house, can't he?
I find the poverty-and-stress diet highly effective.
Hey I need one of these! :)
I would need a second dog to do double duty in the cheese drawer.
Wouldn't work for me - he looks so cute I could eat him too :D
I need one in my cabinet, too. But I'm thinking maybe I need a couple of ugly pups that scare me. He's just too cute.
Until you make a cheesecake and -need- to eat it alllll.
He's so cute I could eat him up. I guess that's counter-productive...
I hope you poked some holes in the door of the fridge so he can breathe.
:)
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