We are now entering spring sports hell here at Blognut Manor. This is the time of year when I wonder why the miracle makers of modern science haven’t yet figured out how I can split myself into multiple blognuts and be everywhere at one time.
And they call themselves scientists?
Frankly I don’t know how they can sleep at night? Is there no end to the failures we will put up with from this sorry lot?
We can put men on the moon but we can’t put them there at the same time we can put them at a blognutian's soccer or baseball game? Or at their other blognutian's track meet?
WTF, man? What have these scientists been doing? It’s not like they are that busy doing anything else, is it? I mean, they’re dorks, right? How much time does it take them to get up in the morning, put on their big giant glasses, forget to brush their hair, and report to the laboratory?
They don’t have social lives, they hire people to cut their lawns, and they do most of their shopping online at mismatched-argyle.com.
By my ciphering, they have at least 20 hours a day to spend finding solutions to my problems. How hard can this be?
I’m even willing to work with them. I will settle for not being in two places at once as long as they can teleport me from one obligatory event to another and back again as often as I need to go. What? I AM REASONABLE!
I have just one thing to say to these scientific smart heads: Willy Wonka figured it out, so why can’t you?
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You could just have play the Wii versions of their games and tell them they are there OR get a magic bottle, rub it and hope a genie pops out of it.
Sometimes these days with just one child still at home, I actually miss having to be in 3 places at once....
But not very often.
This too shall pass.
I think you're onto something there. But I don't think it is that the scientists are wasting their time. They know the secret to cloning and teleportation, but they just fear what the world would be like if the Blognutians knew the secret...
Yes we all need Willy Wonka!! Hope the scientists and inventors get their acts together soon!! Looks like you needed them yesterday!!??!!
Good luck on trying to make every game and every practice. As Maureen said..."This too shall pass"! Now I sit blissfully at home...no more running for me. Sigh!!
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SueAnn
LMB, I'll take the genie! The possibilities are endless!
MAUREEN, I know I'm going to miss it someday, but that isn't going to stop me from complaining about it now. It's what I do!
MO, what are you saying to me?
SLOMMLER, I'll even settle for a chocolate river.
Asking for teleporting capabilities is completely reasonable. Someone needs to get on it!
Are you talking about scientists? Or just men posing as scientists? :)
Naturally, I back your demands. Also, Science has NOT invented that fat pill I tasked them to make YEARS ago.
LAZY!
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