Dear Commentor from last week,
I hope you won't mind my sharing this with the rest of my readers, but I couldn't resist because, honestly, this might be the nicest and most thoughtful thing anyone has ever said to me.
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Of course, it might also be the most shocking and despicable thing anyone has ever said to me, too. Without my Chinese to English dictionary, I'm really lost. Did you miss that part in my profile that said I am from Chicago and not Hong Kong? I once bought the Rosetta Stone Learn to Speak Chinese software, but my ADHD totally prevented me from opening the box for the longest time. Once I finally did open the box, I was distracted by all the crinkly cellophane-y wrapping stuff and the shiny CDs in there, so by the time I remembered what I was doing, I had changed my mind and decided to learn Swahili instead.
I'm sure you didn't realize that I would have absolutely no idea what it is you intended to say to me, but since I'm really working hard to assume positive intent behind every asshatted comment or post I read in my travels around the blogosphere, I'm going to assume you meant to say that you really like me and you think I'm pretty, and that you want to take me to see a show with you. And so to you, I say, "Why, thank you! How nice of you to think of me." Or, said another way, ":-)" and (((huge hugs))).
xo,
blognut
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That's a beautiful comment. It really sums it all up, doesn't it.
I get that with links to naked people! LOL
The commenter wanted to know if you were interested in dating hot Asian girls. I had to put word verification on my blog because I was getting that offer daily. This commenter probably followed you back from my blog. What will it take before you learn to keep better company than me?
It's so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes, Marinka.
Missy, Naked people?! Oh my!
Heh, Cheri. What will you bring me next?!
You all know chinese? lol :)
I could be wrong but I think it's from your cousin in Nigeria and you need to send him a check immediately in order to get the five million you have coming to you
Not me, Lauralee, I only know Swahili.
Jessica, can you front me the money to send to my Nigerian cousin? I'm a little short.
That comment made me cry a little, it is seriously just sooo lovely. I think you are a very lucky person to have such beautiful readers.
You're too nice. Me, I'd have told them to bite the wax tadpole.
Such a touching message and what you wrote in response was sheer poetry.
Now I have had the same fella(?) on my blog and had always wondered what he/she was saying. So thanks for the translations. What is that about naked girls?? And a waxed pole? Seriously?
Hugs
SueAnn
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I'm just wondering if they could have made the point in fewer symbols?
Probably not. Verbose bunch, us blog people.
Hey! That guy visited my blog several times last week. And here's the thing: I LIVE in China. Theoretically, I speak a little bit of Chinese. But I still didn't understand what the hell he was saying.
I received a similar looking comment this weekend---similar looking by an entirely different context---my comment was inviting me to peruse some Chinese porn :)
ED, I am the luckiest blogger ever.
TATTY, you know I had to look up wax tadpole, right?
SLOMMLER, the waxed pole has something to do with the tranliteration of Coca Cola. I know.
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MATTHEW, they have thousands of them, so they're required by law to use as many as possible every time they write anything.
DONNA, you speak Chinese? You are my idol.
SARAH, Exactly.
Thank you, dear Blognut,for a much-needed laugh: what a great post, making something both funny and positive out of ... well, we know what - er, don't we?!
Funny - I get these too. The last one I really looked at and it had the word sex in English in the middle.. It can't be legit... crazy
Love to you
Kelly
http://www.ivebecomemymother.com
Funny - you would think they could get their point across using images wouldn't you?!
Trust me - you wouldn't want to see those images. But on the bright side, we all now know the Chinese symbols for self-timer and G-string, among other things.
多么可爱的评论.
Ok that was too funny!!!! lol
I think that was from ed. I didn't know Ed was a chinese name, but I'm not an expert. You probably helped him with his college paper.
:) This made me laugh out loud.
As long as you don't translate it, it might as well be poetry, right?
Your comment about once wanting to learn Chinese but chosing Swahili instead beacuse of your ADHD was funny.
Hugs to you from Sweden/ Jo.
die! spammers. DIE!
:-)
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.ero
Hey, how come my boyfriend is talking to you now?
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I hope you won't feel too bad... but I got the exact same message. I think this guy is two timing you - don't fall for his sweet (or naughty) words.
That's my boyfriend, I swear!
We met over the internet - What's with the two-timing with you and Eve? I was sooooo going to leave GJ for him, and I fancied an elopement!
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